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Emergency Crews Attempt To Rescue Olympic Figure Skater Who Fell Through Ice
by The Onion, A Fine American News Source SOCHI, RUSSIA- In a race against time, local emergency crews reportedly rush to rescue Italian figure skater Carolina Kostner Wednesday after the Olympian plunged through a hazardous thin patch of ice during her short program at the Iceberg Skating Palace. "Unfortunately she skated way out into the middle of the rink where...